Small, but with a little contact cement, should do the job quite nicely

That's the perfect gift for every anonymous pastafarian car! The item is well made, bold and shiny. It will surely make all other cars green with envy.

Sturdy enough to help a body up the riggin', yet just bony enough to defy yon grappling hooks with ease, this pirate fish is easily seen from afar so as to strike fear into the hearts of nonbelievers and a hearty wave from other Pastafarians sailing by. It's got plenty of sticky stickum to hold it in place, and looks like pure silver treasure.

Great fishie, fast shipping, a credit to Pasatafarians everywhere.

I bought one of these a couple of years ago and a piratey friend just recently admired it so I had to get it for her as a gift. She is now a newly initiated Pastafarian and is VERY happy about her Pirate Fish. It makes a pARRRticulARRRly wonderful gift!